I like bubbles.
I need the bubbles. But not in a sweet soda sense. Just a good “burn your throat, possibly make you burp like a linebacker” sense.
There are endless flavors but, to be honest, I only actively seek out the passionfruit, mango and grapefruit flavors. Oh, and lime because that’s the only variety that can be delivered to my house in precisely one hour via Amazon Prime Now. Trust me, when you’re hungover and you realize that there’s no bubbly water in the house, that first sip of lime La Croix will make you feel better than any greasy pizza or Royal Farms fried chicken. And it tastes exponentially better because you didn’t have to put pants on to buy it.