When you finish your first beer, you will have the uncontrollable urge to rip the sleeves off of your t shirt. After you do that and finish your second beer, you will suddenly start challenging everyone within sight to a round of beer pong, enthusiastically stating that they have to play by "house rules." After about six of these, crappy country music will finally start to sound good, and you will begin to insist that you know how to play the guitar. God forbid that there be a guitar around, or you will possibly start to play "wonderwall" poorly for all to (not) enjoy. You will maintain that you buy natty light because "beer is beer and this is cheap!" But in reality, you are actually just cheap. Only drink this if someone is giving it to you for free. If you want to buy cheap beer, at least buy Bud or Coors, this stuff is water.