Well, hot dang, there's actually a decent cider on Influenster. And it's even CRAFT cider. Ah-mazing. For the longest time, I could only find Crispin in niche outlets, but it's becoming readily available to the masses. Which is good. The masses could use some taste and some apple-based chill. This oddly reminds me of school days. Maybe it's the connotation with apples and teachers. In that case, perhaps this would be a good gift for a teacher after his or her first week on the job. Trust me, they'll need it.