This is now $40 a jar and it smells like a pineapple vacation. GODDAMMIT!
I like to look homeless.
It sounds like angels playing.
I feel like Jim Carrey when I use this. Enough said.
It's like smearing grease on my face, plus it scares my cat.
I like to peel this off super carefully and then place the face-shaped peel back on my face and then I harass my sister. Also it helps with my under eye lines.