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FX Special Effects Surf Head Extreme Texturizing Paste
FX Special Effects Surf Head Extreme Texturizing Paste

This is now $40 a jar and it smells like a pineapple vacation. GODDAMMIT!

Shania Starlight By Shania Twain Edt Spray 1.7 Oz
Shania Starlight By Shania Twain Edt Spray 1.7 Oz

This is my favorite perfume. It smells like a country meadow and it makes me want to frolick to the sound of "I feel like a woman." Also, my friends have confirmed that it smells like "30." Atleast I smell mature.

American Eagle Outfitters
American Eagle Outfitters

Makes my ass look like it exists.

Dodge
Dodge

Because I'm a car supremacist.

Dr. Woods Pure Black Soap
Dr. Woods Pure Black Soap

Don't get it in your eyes, just don't.

Dr. Woods Pure Castile Soap Peppermint 32 fl oz
Dr. Woods Pure Castile Soap Peppermint 32 fl oz

Smells like christmas, tastes like soap. Don't get this one in your eyes either unless you enjoy peppermint death.

Converse
Converse

I wear these because they are comfortable and part of my stereotype.

Vans
Vans

Kind of like Chucks but not really.

Sperry Top-Sider
Sperry Top-Sider

For boat shoes, they sure don't react too well to getting wet.

Freeman Beauty Feeling Beautiful™ Avocado & Oatmeal Clay Mask
Freeman Beauty Feeling Beautiful™ Avocado & Oatmeal Clay Mask

I feel like Jim Carrey when I use this. Enough said.

Coca-Cola® Diet Coke
Coca-Cola® Diet Coke

My blood type is Diet Coke.

Freeman Beauty Feeling Beautiful™ Charcoal & Black Sugar Polishing Mask
Freeman Beauty Feeling Beautiful™ Charcoal & Black Sugar Polishing Mask

It's like smearing grease on my face, plus it scares my cat.

Freeman Beauty Feeling Beautiful™ Cucumber Peel-Off Mask
Freeman Beauty Feeling Beautiful™ Cucumber Peel-Off Mask

I like to peel this off super carefully and then place the face-shaped peel back on my face and then I harass my sister. Also it helps with my under eye lines.

Kat Von D Tattoo Liner
Kat Von D Tattoo Liner

The best quality, as always.

Kat Von D Lock-it Tattoo Foundation
Kat Von D Lock-it Tattoo Foundation

I've seen people get murdered while wearing this and eventhough they died, they're makeup is still wicked fab.

TIGI Rockaholic Dirty Secret Dry Shampoo
TIGI Rockaholic Dirty Secret Dry Shampoo

Even though, I still look like a dumpster trollop, atleast my hair smells like it was washed.

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